It always amuses me how pregnancy is glossed over in comics when it comes to main characters.  Comics are about heroes.  Superheroes can’t get pregnant!  How can they be heroes!  Then why do they try to tackle the issue so often in comics? Most recently Siryn in X-Factor.

In the post House of M Marvel Universe where there are very little Mutants left the possible birth of a new Mutant should be front and center in the X-men’s minds.  Instead they fight over a baby that is more than likely Jean (AGAIN).  The X-men seem to show little interest in the pregnancy and even move across the country to San Francisco. The current Secret Invasion story has taken up most of the pages of X-Factor recently.  In issue 34 Siryn is shown for one page.

Ice Cream so close to mouth...

The size is actually reasonable here it’s the tongue that’s freaking me out. For the curious, the father is Jamie Maddrox.  At least one of him anyway.

DC decided to take a swing at teen pregnancy by throwing a bun into Stephanie Brown aka Spoilers oven. Spoiler was introduced in the Detective Comics series as a friend to Tim Drake’s Robin. They were often shown kissing and flirting but she had a boyfriend on the side that got her pregnant and promptly left. Robin knows who she is but she doesn’t know his real name so he created names to visit her in civilian mode.

Mr. Cool himself.

As far as I can tell she’s supposed to be pretty far along, after all he is taking her to Lamaze. The story was a lot like Juno (but came before it) in it wasn’t preachy in the biblical sense. No mention of not having sex as a teen was brought up. There is a scene where a stupid girl a her school excitedly cheers her on for being pregnant. Through the whole thing Robin is by her side.

There's something weird about sitting in the bedroom of a pregnant teen in tights.

Is that your Maieusiophilia showing Tim?  Note the amazing disappearing belly.  Robin has to leave but managed to make it back and sneak into the delivery room.  In the end she gives up her baby, refusing to see it when it’s born, and returns to a care-free life of crime fighting. (Then dies, then comes back again. What, it’s comics?)

Another thing that always bothers me is the quality of the art in these issues. Usually issues with pregnancy are drawn by people that apparently didn’t bother to look up a pregnant woman.  Many of them aren’t all that great at art itself.  When I good artist is in charge they seem to make every attempt to hide or underplay the pregnancy. For example, Witchblade: First Born. A miniseries about a pregnancy that had an excellent artist Stjepan Sejic.

Men still want her.

For nine months pregnant she sure is tiny don’t ya think? I know women that work out tend to keep their shape better.  But come on! Most of this mini series focuses on the father of the baby. He wields “The Darkness” which is the “father” of the Witchblade that Sarah wields.  That is some weird Incest right there.  Of course the series culminates in the birth.

I don't know what the problem is. The baby seems to have shrank.

She’s even beautiful in labor.

Another common thing is to just copy a famous pose. And what’s more famous in pregnant celebrities than Demi Moore on Vanity Faire. From the same series we have a cover by Mike Choi.

Looking Demi. Looking Demi.

To his credit he was asked to do the cover this way and cites the famous photo as a reference.

Finally, most pregnancies in comics just end in a plot baby. A pregnancy that exists solely to create a deus ex machina. Even Power Girl was impregnated by the power of plot. The pregnancy came in time to put her out of action during Zero hour.

The baby was born and rapidly began to grow.  His “father” was revealed to actually be his great-grandfather who had impregnated Kara to fulfill some prophecy.  The Baby ages to adulthood, kills some demon and disappears into plot heaven soon after. The kid wasn’t even given a name Power Girl just referred to him as baby or son even as an adult.

And like a good plot device that run its course, he's gone.

I guess in the end pregnancies are not made for most comics.  Having children ages the character (See Spider-man). Writers don’t know what to do with pregnant women or babies.  Many pregnancies are written with refrigerators in mind, the pregnancies only causing angst for the parents when they come to an end.

Images from Marvel’s X-factor 34, DC’s Robin 59-65 and JLI, and Top Cow’s WitchBlade: First born 1-3. This is just a small collection.  I wanted to sample from several companies.