Hey ladies! Being women we get to experience several things men don’t. Thus we are awesome. So why shouldn’t we want to fulfill our maternal destinies.
I can tell you why we should!
Top 10 reasons to get pregnant.
10. To have a baby.
8. To get a sweet parking space.
7. To win a pregnant bikini contest.
5. To delay “Aunt Flo’s” visits
2. To stop caring about how you look. (People will just be surprised you got out of the house.)
1. Knowing hundreds of guys on the internet think you are hot.
So get out there and show the world what you’re made of!
April 9th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I’m just going to respond with dry one liners.
1. Anything that is big and spherical entertains a guy.
2. Fat chicks included?
3. Best prank ever. It also proves that lawyers have a sense of humor too.
4. Pregnant women are notoriously gluttonous eaters.
5. Just when I thought the Hello Kitty merchandise was creepy, this shows up.
6. Pregnant Chicks need love too. *insert OBGYN quote*
7. I guess Labor Day was already taken.
8. Handicaps won’t give up their space without a fight.
9. I guess fertility goddess was taken
10. This doesn’t surprise me given that Maury is known for having dysfunctional guess.
April 10th, 2009 at 3:14 am
I like reasons 1, 2, 3, and 10. I can’t wait to fufill my maternal destiny. ^^
April 12th, 2009 at 3:25 am
…..@.o…….
Okaaay.
April 12th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Society retains a largely ambivalent attitude toward pregnancy. While mothers-to-be are frequently viewed as vulnerable (and they are), they are also viewed as deserving of protection (most of the time), but hardly sexually attractive… unless you’re lucky enough to be a celebrity.
Like so many things, attitudes will shift long before we’re aware anything changed.
April 13th, 2009 at 7:43 am
I dunno, I think attitudes have already changed. I mean, I’ve seen lines of maternity lingirie and swimwear that have grown much better. and I see alot of newer mothers looking forward to and enjoying their pregnancies rather than dreading them.
April 20th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
(in responce to the #1 link) ……Did someone pass a law that says “No tact or discretion is needed when creating an internet site dealing with fetishes”? And, yes, I know some of it is supposed to be a fantasy and it is not supposed to make sense, but the human anatomy does NOT bend that way!
And, no, I’m not one of those idiots who yell “OMG, this is horrible and needs to be censored, it’s destorying our fandom!” because that is (1) stupid, (2) narrow minded and (3) counter-productive in the long run but, jeez, would it really kill the web-designer to put up a warning label or a color code in their gallery?
Just saying.
~~ Abe
June 7th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Hi, Are there any message boards for gravidophile girls?
Would appreciate any info!