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I want twins
After the last post I thought I’d not post the one I was planning on lest G have to apologize for me again. So I thought I’d try to lighten it up a little (at least for one post.)
I know a lot of the guys out there dream of women pregnant with massive numbers of babies. Some off the charts. Some possible like 4 or so.
I would like twins.
It’s a common fanfiction cliche to have their pairing have twins because they can’t decide whether to give them a girl or a boy. So they give them both. The girl ends up looking like the mother and the boy like the father. I don’t think I could really care less about genders.
I think identical would be adorable. None of that rhyming name retardation though. I once had a teacher with twin boys named Bryan and Ryan. Why would you do this? Top it off by dressing them the same it’s just like having one kid.
But wanting twins isn’t about the mental harm I could inflict on them by named them Arsenic and Alice. No, it’s that twin pregnancies get bigger fast and can still last as long. No 6 month pregnancies on bed rest that can product sick children. I want to prance around in public and have to ward people away from touching me. I want to let my significant other field the questions while I partake of Coldstone’s Birthday Cake Ice cream.
I want there to be no mistaking me for someone who carries their fat in the wrong places. I want to wear my maternity clothes out and not care. Then when they are thread bare I can go to my lover’s closet and wear his silly T shirts.
Mostly, with one or 12, I want to know what it’s like. I want to feel the movements and stress out my man trying to let him feel but nothing moves when he gets close. I want to do stupid things like belly painting or henna. Make a belly cast and not know what to do with it. Take photos ever day and make a big flip book. And I’ll know NEVER post any of them on any sites if I want to share them with friends.
I don’t, however, ever want to dress as a pregnant nun. Nor am I looking forward to being sick for any amount of time, but at least I know if I am I will have someone to hold my hair and make me cookies afterward.
October 5th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
This whole article puts such a big sappy grin on my face. Everything in it is so representative of things I like about this fandom/fetish in general.
One question, though: Do you want twins… and then that’s it?
October 5th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Twins again!
October 5th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
At the hospital they call her “Noah’s Ark,” Out they come, two by two!
October 5th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Truth be told, I’m a twin. No, really. I have a twin brother, he’s three minutes older than I. My parents wanted one, ended up with two. Of course, I get really creeped out when my mom starts talking about when she was pregnant with the two of us. *shudders*
Only problem is that now that she’s older, her body never quite got back into shape and if she were younger, she’d look pregnant. It’s an unhealthy body shape that can lead to heart problems because of how she carries her weight. Bit of a risk factor, but that’s just where she filled out.
Now, considering current statistics, it’s fairly likely that you could get twins. ^_^ I mean, considering all the fertility things they have going on that result in twins- in fact, New Jersey has a triplet epidemic, so I’ve read.
Last problem with twins- sure, they’re cute in utero, but when they’re out, they fight like cats and dogs.
October 5th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I’m studying to be a sonographer, and I have to say that any woman carrying upwards of three children is in for some torture. Just a twin pregnancy is by default high-risk.
With that said, I’d think the glamor would definitely be worth the risk for somebody who was going to really enjoy the pregnancy. Everything KB said about the fun of twins touches me like pregnancy in general, but from the father’s side of the picture. Talking to curious strangers while Mrs. Mom stuffs her face with the ice-cream (or maybe tacos in my girlfriend’s case). Going with her to checkups (and being a pain in the ass of the sonographer on duty by pointing things out before he/she can). Helping paint toenails that can’t be seen anymore without taking up yoga. Not just telling, but showing her that I still think she’s beautiful. More belly time = more good, of course. Mmm…. I’m feeling all fuzzy inside.
Also, dressing up as pregnant nuns is semi-popular. Who knew? You keep this up KB and I’ll learn everything I never wanted to know.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Interestingly enough, Ms. Bostin’s post reminded me to say this. I’m technically a twin, but since my birth was three months early, I survived [barely] while my sibling didn’t. I hope one day, at the ‘Pearly Gates’ as it were, I’ll meet them again and get to say, “Hey bro/sis, sorry you couldn’t join me in life. But hey, we can catch up now.” ^_^
I’m a bit teary-eyed from typing this… give me a few moments…
Ok.
But anyway, I personally would like to be the father of a girl, or mabie two girls later on. For some reason I tend to be more confortable around females than males most of the time [mainly because I've been beaten up less by females ^^;], so I hope I can at least connect with them more.
October 7th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I too long for that time when i am able to be pregers.
I was once. but i misscarried.
I really enjoy your journal here! <3<3!
^__^ ill have o keep it in my favs!!
October 7th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Aww, I’m sorry, EmperorBass. ._.
As for my desire for kids… well, I’d like two or three someday. My current love doesn’t want boys at all and has even threatened to give any boys we do have up for adoption. (I can only hope time cures this predilection, but she’s had some issues with males in the past.) But I’d be happy with a few little girls… maybe one little boy. And I agree with KB- I wanna do all those cute cheesy pregnancy things: belly painting, photographs, “Love It”-sized (Not “Like It”-sized!) bowl of Coldstone Creamery mint double chocolate chip ice cream, the whole deal… even if she’s not as into it as I am.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:16 am
That was so heartwarming. It’s nice to see another woman who looks forward to a pregnancy for once. I’m usually the only one.
Honestly I wouldn’t mind twins. I bet it would be such a magical experience. You know, between the annoyance.