Diving right in! Call this an introduction.  For people that don’t know me I’m KaileighBlue or just simply, KB.  I created, draw, and co-write the comic Olympic Dames.  I’ve been around the community for a bit over six years.  I’m a girl.

So I don't have to GTFO.

There’s no way for you, the reader, to know that I am actually female but I have several witnesses. One created this blog, the other at one point role played as a woman himself.

I like to tell myself I’m the only girl in this community. It’s a great deal easier that way. I see “girls” on other sites playing it up for the guys, taking slutty photos, and generally being whores. I’d much prefer to not acknowledge those as females. I’d prefer to think most girls are far more intelligent and not as disgusting.

I used to be naive and believe people on the Internet. If I was told they were a girl I didn’t question it. But now I know better.  Guys like to pretend to be women.  Whether they roll a female elf in World of Warcraft to watch boobs or “see how the other half plays.”  Or just get shits and giggles out of fooling other guys.  It happens far more than I’d wish.   Most of these guys act like they would want a girl to act.  Overly excitable, very willing to role play sexually, and often not willing to post pictures.

There seem to be some cases of males pretending to be Porn producing females, possibly agents trying to sell their clients to page visitors.  They are characterized by an incessant desire to insert sexual innuendo into every post possible. Replacing words like ‘come’ with ‘cum’ and talking about their current breast size.

I’ve heard that men think other men role play women better because other men tend to go into more detail about the female anatomy.  Once again this goes back to the idea that guys know what other guys want.  It’s not hard for a guy to know what female parts look like and how they act in sex.  Some of them may have experienced it (very very few) and there’s plenty of porn.  The bench mark of male role playing women (and to an extent male erotic stories) is over explanation of the boobs, ass, and belly.

Some guys even go as far as to attempt to dress the part and show off their pictures, usually with the heads cut off “to protect their identity.”  The quality is always poor because “my webcam sux lol.”  And there’s always no audio because they don’t have a mic.

Accusing these pretenders of being fakes just gets a wave of their admirers attacking you.  People will believe anything of they want, but that’s another blog.

When it comes down to it most real girls prefer to keep a low key.  Am I wrong in thinking there aren’t girls that act perpetually horny? Yes. There’s plenty of porn to prove me wrong.  But I enjoy the sheltered world I live in.

P.S. I do not want to role play with you.

Posted 01 Oct, 2008 | by KB | [20] Comments
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