Hey ladies!  Being women we get to experience several things men don’t.  Thus we are awesome.  So why shouldn’t we want to fulfill our maternal destinies.

I can tell you why we should!

Top 10 reasons to get pregnant.

10.  To have a baby.

9. Halloween gets easier.

8. To get a sweet parking space.

7. To win a pregnant bikini contest.

6. To rope in a man.

5. To delay “Aunt Flo’s” visits

4. Eating for two.

3. To win phat lewt.

2. To stop caring about how you look. (People will just be surprised you got out of the house.)

1. Knowing hundreds of guys on the internet think you are hot.

So get out there and show the world what you’re made of!

I am Wombyn hear me roar.

Are we sure we know what we’re doing?
It’s a major project with a lot of possible complications,
yet here we are just jumping into it
like kids jumping into a pile of leaves.
These things take so much time and effort.
Excitement can turn into resentment so quickly.
It’s not like getting a puppy– Mom and Dad won’t take care of it when we get bored with it.

(OK, OK, “If” we get bored with it. And I’m certain we will at times.)

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