Hey ladies!  Being women we get to experience several things men don’t.  Thus we are awesome.  So why shouldn’t we want to fulfill our maternal destinies.

I can tell you why we should!

Top 10 reasons to get pregnant.

10.  To have a baby.

9. Halloween gets easier.

8. To get a sweet parking space.

7. To win a pregnant bikini contest.

6. To rope in a man.

5. To delay “Aunt Flo’s” visits

4. Eating for two.

3. To win phat lewt.

2. To stop caring about how you look. (People will just be surprised you got out of the house.)

1. Knowing hundreds of guys on the internet think you are hot.

So get out there and show the world what you’re made of!

I am Wombyn hear me roar.

How many times do you hear that in relevant media?  It often comes along with a tale of infertility and  a vast number of procedures, pills and needles.  Most often it results in the birth of multiples that get their 15 minutes of fame on the news.

Why is it that people attribute science that has been perfected since 1978 to a miracle.
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Remember what things were like in, say, 1992? Back when you were just starting to hear rumblings about what was then called the “Information Superhighway,” at the time personified by prohibitively expensive hourly services like Prodigy and e•world? Remember how alone you felt about your shameful thoughts that no one else could ever understand? What was the only place to find your secret prurient interest back then?

Maybe you’re not that old, but I am, and for me, it was pregnancy guidebooks. I’ve always loved them. Here’s the start of a new series in which we pay them loving tribute, while simultaneously mocking them mercilessly.

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Sometimes it’s best to let the experts handle these things, I guess.

Knocked Up: A Look At Pregnancy In Video Games.

Often times when looking at maternity sites for clothing ideas I notice one thing that they all have in common.  All the models are generally very small.

No one likes small.

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Top Ten Relevant Transformer Names

• 10: Oval
• 9: Tantrum
• 8: Rollout
• 7: Slow Poke
• 6: Guzzle
• 5: Wide Load
• 4: Scattorbrain
• 3: Short Round
• 2: Windbreaker
• 1: Bump

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I kind of wanted to wait to talk about Lionhead’s big honking release, since I was interested to see if there was anyone stupid enough to go buy this sixty dollar game because there was the promise of bellies in it. I was thinking “People went to see Disaster Movie because there was a character that parodied Juno. Hell, people went to see Juno multiple times.” The pregnancy fetish community is a lot of things, but like the rest of the world, we’re not short on people that will sink lots of money into things that are dumb just because it appeals to the niche.

However, since I’m being an evil and corrupt bastard (well, bitch) in the game, I decided to balance the scales of justice by doing the right thing and warning anyone that might be reading this and attempting to buy the game for less pure reasons:

There is No Pregnancy in Fable II.

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It always amuses me how pregnancy is glossed over in comics when it comes to main characters.  Comics are about heroes.  Superheroes can’t get pregnant!  How can they be heroes!  Then why do they try to tackle the issue so often in comics? Most recently Siryn in X-Factor.

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