Hey ladies!  Being women we get to experience several things men don’t.  Thus we are awesome.  So why shouldn’t we want to fulfill our maternal destinies.

I can tell you why we should!

Top 10 reasons to get pregnant.

10.  To have a baby.

9. Halloween gets easier.

8. To get a sweet parking space.

7. To win a pregnant bikini contest.

6. To rope in a man.

5. To delay “Aunt Flo’s” visits

4. Eating for two.

3. To win phat lewt.

2. To stop caring about how you look. (People will just be surprised you got out of the house.)

1. Knowing hundreds of guys on the internet think you are hot.

So get out there and show the world what you’re made of!

I am Wombyn hear me roar.

Are we sure we know what we’re doing?
It’s a major project with a lot of possible complications,
yet here we are just jumping into it
like kids jumping into a pile of leaves.
These things take so much time and effort.
Excitement can turn into resentment so quickly.
It’s not like getting a puppy– Mom and Dad won’t take care of it when we get bored with it.

(OK, OK, “If” we get bored with it. And I’m certain we will at times.)

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How many times do you hear that in relevant media?  It often comes along with a tale of infertility and  a vast number of procedures, pills and needles.  Most often it results in the birth of multiples that get their 15 minutes of fame on the news.

Why is it that people attribute science that has been perfected since 1978 to a miracle.
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Remember what things were like in, say, 1992? Back when you were just starting to hear rumblings about what was then called the “Information Superhighway,” at the time personified by prohibitively expensive hourly services like Prodigy and e•world? Remember how alone you felt about your shameful thoughts that no one else could ever understand? What was the only place to find your secret prurient interest back then?

Maybe you’re not that old, but I am, and for me, it was pregnancy guidebooks. I’ve always loved them. Here’s the start of a new series in which we pay them loving tribute, while simultaneously mocking them mercilessly.

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In our last installment.  Lyze shared his experiences with telling others about his love for pregnancy.  Today it’s our lovable leader G’tron’s turn.

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Sometimes it’s best to let the experts handle these things, I guess.

Knocked Up: A Look At Pregnancy In Video Games.

So the latest hot Hollywood thing  got herself pregnant.  During the course of the pregnancy she’s been quoted as how much she loves loves being pregnant, being able to eat more than she should, etc.  Many people  tend to grab onto these words and declare her a gravidophile.

But is she really?

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You saw it here first, folks. (warning, large file)

Buy it here.

I have the pleasure of working in a file room where for the most part I’m alone.  So I occasionally steal a few lines on paper.  I had gotten up to actually do some work and left my sketchbook uncovered when my mother, whom I work with, rushed into the room.  Right over to the area where my book was.

I’m fairly certain my mom got a good long look at the Issue 23 Page 6. Three  obvious panels of Cait and Adam.  My shame. (more…)

OK, let’s cut to the chase. Reality is getting old.

It’s stale.

It’s predictable.

People are starting to say that life has ‘jumped the shark’.

That’s why we’re starting over.

We need fresh ideas, new talent.

New blood. And we’re not going to get bogged down by history.

Continuity reboot. Starting over from scratch.

That’s why we came to you.

You know all about this whole human reproduction thing, right?

So tell us, how would you do it?

How would you redesign pregnancy itself?

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